all . about . cat

Yea, today i'm going to talk a little bit bout Cats =)

Anyone here likes Cats? Hmm, if you read my blog before, you would knew that i am a person who anti-animals. Especially the Cats and Dogs. The glutton Cats and Dogs. Well, my tu loves Cats a lot. He has few cats in his house. These cats, always approach people who have foods with them. I remember tu told me before, one of his cats grabbed away a drumstick/ chicken from dining table when his mum was away. See, the animals these days are fighting for foods with the man. The rats these days are bigger than the cats. Last time, rats were the one who ran away when they bumped into cats/ human. But now, cats and human are the one who jump far far away from them. Wow, do you think you would saw this happened in the past? The other day i went back from movie, it was around 2.30 in the morning i guess. When i was trying to lock the gate, one huge and black and fugly object suddenly appeared from no where and ran over my foots. Yucks! GOD Damn you!

Anyway, the cat i meant above is not the animal cat but human's. Yea, the cat i meant is Copycat (CC). I always wonder, wonder and wonder, why am i surrounded by CC all the time? From secondary (F3, F4, F5) to college. These CCs are Pissing me OFF! Ok wait, let me make my statement clear first before i continue. I don't mind to share the same things with people IF we did shared the same interest, IF we saw this particular 'thing' Together, IF it was coincidence that both of us had the same 'thing'. Ok? Clear ar? The CCs around me are those who:

Situation I - Shopping:

Sometimes, i think i'm person who quite relies on friends when come to buying decision. I always believe that my friends have better taste than me. Because they read magazines and watch programs more often than i do. They know what's the latest trend i think. But, there is always one thing that lets me feel so - Fark up! Why? It is because....

me: weiwei, you see this nice or not? do you think i should buy it har? (holding this particular 'object' and waiting for answer)....

*how the way cc answered*.

#1

cc: dont want lar, not nice alsome: not nice meh? ohh, then don't wan buy lor, can save money, haha..
#2

cc: *silent* (whenever my friend is silent, i'm sure i won't make the deal one)

Result:

ChiaaangChiiang, it's time to shop again with this friend. Wow, cc's wearing the thing that i wanted to buy! *farkup* (Guys, this is not one or two times. BUT ALL THE TIME)My heart os-ing:'Female dog' (FD)=biyatch (i told shin i wanna scold people in better words, man fa people wannabe ma. So i call biyatch as female dog) you, that day i asked you whether i should have bought it or not, you went to tell me not nice/ not suitable/ no answer/ and acted like you din't even like it, and now you are wearing it. Xia Mi Yi Su NOW (what's the meaning in hokkien)! What the fark is happened to you, bloody!I really very pissed with these people de lor i tell you. If you like it tell me lar, we could either buy the thing together or i could let you had it one. What the fark that you wanna make me give up in buying and then you go to buy it behind of me? Very sorng is it now?

I just hate those people who always act like they don't like your stuffs or never noticed that you had new things, and actually they go to find your stuffs secretly until sweat i tell you. Some of them will not ask you at the first place. But when they dig no holes, no one to ask, find until kaki patah.. ah hahhh.. then they will come to you and ask you!

Situation II - Hypocrite:

Whenever i carry new stuffs, cc will be like...

- wah, very nice eh your abc... or

- whenever i appear in front of cc, cc will look at me from top to toe (then pretend like saw nothing, soon you'll see this cc wearing the same one like yours)... or

- eh, i had this too lastime, can you borrow me let me see see? (wtf you need to see since you said you had it?)

Result:

Yea, the next few days you will see cc is using or wearing the same thing with mine. FARK YOU! Whenever cc is using the same things with mine, very de automatically, i will hate the things that i'm using! I will stop using after all! Maybe you guys will say something like...

- i should sound cc lar, i should let cc knows that i mind lar, i should slap her lar, i should whack her lar, i should dig her eyes out and bla bla bla... But i really never did this kind of things lor, whenever i found that these ccs using the same thing with mine i will just keep quiet and start cursing in my heart and then complain to my other good good with high standard friends.

YES! Suddenly this thing pops up on my mind! I really have to say this out!!!!!!!One of these ccs, i don't know what has happened, i don't know whether the brain is not functioning well or what la k!Everytime when this cc wants to say sendiri lazy/ stupid or brainless ar, she will....

cc: haha, luckily WE both also stupid

me: WHAT? I WILL NEVER EVER ADMIT MYSELF STUPID OK??

cc: hehe, not stupid lar, chi dun (dumb) only.

FARK YOU LAH! You think you are stupid because you kept grass in your head okay! How the fark you can use 'WE' when you wanna say something like you yourself is stupid, brainless, ugly, fat or bla bla bla.. even IF i was really stupid, you could not even used 'WE' WHAT! BLoody FD and CW YOU! This cc damn farking likes to use WE one i tell you! I don't wanna be YOUR bloody brainless partner or member okAY! Please BEAR IN MIND!

Another case:

cc: haha, so ngam the two of us also never wanted to use brain one.

i os-ing in heart. $%^&*(*&^%$#%^&*(&^%, you never wanted to use brain because you kept grass in your head too!! I DO HAVE A BRAIN! AND IT IS FUNCTIONING WELL! I really don't understand how could GOD let this kind of person surrounding me and bug me from time to time?

Another another case:

When the time i was still having this curly hair. I busy adjusting my hair because it grew longer and the shape gone a little.

cc: hehe, very hard right? that is why i don't want to perm my hair, if not i would be like you one.

me: what? now i very ugly meh?! (stared at this cc and waited for answer)

cc: nono, very nice, it's real. very nice.

Bloody hell you, what the fark is you would be like me? Do you think we are sharing the same parents and living under the same rooftop and our bloods are the same? HELL NO LAH!

Another another another case:

i brought this magz to this place. cc next to me. When i was flipping through and read, this cc laid the head to my side and wanted to read as well. And this cc's mouth never ever will shut up one! I flipped one page, he said one. I flipped twice, he said double! Can you just please shut up your bloody mouth when people are trying to concentrate on something? This cc damn likes to interupt, at anytime, any second, and any moment to anyone! Ish! Ish! Ish!

It is too long and too much to say about these ccs in my life. Some of you might think that how can i badmouth people here, or say i'm bad or what. But please think, if someone close to you always do things like this, tell me how you feel? If your answer is 'just ignorelar'. I can tell you, i'm ignoring what, that is why i'm here to express my anger and piss-ness!